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Please allow me to Introduce….

life — craig on May 17, 2006 at 1:12 am

the Death Machine!! This beast was found in the backroom of the studio and was there - i believe - for a very good reason. However, I decided to breathe new life into it courtesy of a new wheel and I now officially have death on wheels. If there is something most likely to be my demise - you are looking at it. My very first trip up a curb pretty much sent me into orbit - going full on wheelie and nearly cracking the back of my head open. Riding up inclines takes the front wheel off the ground.

With a little music I can almost laugh about the fact this thing actually hasn’t fallen to pieces when in use.

4 Comments »

  1. hehe. now you just need a little bell and those streamers coming out of the grips on the handle bars and you’ll be the man!

    woohoo!
    drew

    Comment by dr woohoo — May 17, 2006 @ 8:10 am
  2. but dude. this is the “DEATH MACHINE”. streamers and littel bells won’t cut it! This needs a massive fogHorn and spiked spokes.

    Comment by craig — May 18, 2006 @ 5:52 am
  3. What you need is a clown head up front, a la,

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082427/

    Now I see why you havn’t come back to TO. Bigger spaces to ride bikes in ;)

    CM

    Comment by CM — May 18, 2006 @ 8:06 am
  4. i think that it is a simple bicycle minding it’s own….you come along, rest your heiney and it becomes the death machine…

    Comment by lotusgirl — August 1, 2006 @ 5:20 am

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